Teacher 1 (female): Well we've got to fit sex in sometime before the end of term.
Teacher 2 (female): Oh, do we have to?
Teacher 3 (male): Yes, It'll be fine.
T1: Let's just get it over with
T2: OK. If we have to.
T3: It'll be great.
T1: So that's three times this week.
T2: Three times is a bit excessive.
T3: No it's not!
T1: Far too much for a married woman.
T2: Especially in term time
T3: Where's your sense of adventure?
T1: So when shall we timetable it?
T2: Tuesday morning?
T1: That's a bit risky.
T3: Sometimes the morning's good.
T2: Not in term time.
T3: We could just do it when we feel like it.
T1 & T2: NO. We'd never feel like it.
T3: A bit of spontaneity?
T1: No it has to be planned.
T3: It's just too hard
I love a bit of double entendre.
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