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 It’s A level results day.

I feel sick and anxious, with no reason. 

Twitter is full of people writing about how they did worse than expected in 1984 (as if it’s relevant). Facebook is full of parents worried for their children (naturally). Instagram is full of pictures of chocolate cake that’s going to be eaten later (thank God for chocolate cake). Tic Toc is full of weird spasm-filled victory dances.

Gavin Williamson is on the TV being honest about how mucked up the system is this year, which means we are due for another new education secretary.

I have nothing to add. A level results day is always a rollercoaster day. I just hope that everyone survives it and that the parents I know don’t have to clear up too much alcohol induced vomit.