How to be socially awkward

If being socially awkward is something you'd like to have a go at then here is a quick step by step guide.

1. Go to see Miss Saigon

2. Cry most of the way through

3. Laugh out loud when the man next to you gasps as Kim shoots herself (spoilers)

4. Sit in a coffee shop to try to compose yourself afterwards and tweet the person your programme tells you played Kim.

5. Carry on sobbing.

6. Get a little excited that the actress Tweets you back.

7. Know you have plumbed the depths of social awkwardness.