F word bingo

 It looks like today might be the day.

I know that we’ve thought this before but Teflon man clings on. Despite looking like a complete •insert your own f word* idiot people still seem to think he’s the best man for the job, which doesn’t say much about the job.

Political journalists are tired and excited. They want to use a particular f word but they can’t.

This is all too much for us mere mortals who just want it to stop but we can have some fun today playing f word bingo.

Maybe a drink for every f word used by journalists that isn’t the one we are all thinking.

I’ve seen a few already.

Febrile 

Frenzied

Fantasist 

Fabricant (always useful to wheel about the wild haired man when you bed an f word)

I hope you will play the game with me. Good luck. Hi