The blog you are expecting?

 ‘Oh no! I expect I’ll read this in a blog tomorrow.’

When you hear those words, you feel as though you almost have a duty to report. Especially, when the incident that prompted those words was your own social awkwardness and inappropriate snorting during a speech that brought tears to the eyes of the unrelated diner behind. 

I would tell you about a staff curry to celebrate the escape from the madhouse of four of my favourite colleagues, except that it’s often tricky to talk about difficult things.

FOUR!

That’s all I’m prepared to say.

FOUR!

Four of the very best people that won’t be there to make my days brighter. (And I am sorry that I snorted during the speech). In the words of the children, “That’s totally skibbidi beta!”