Cancel Culture

 I haven’t written in a while. I got stuck with knowing what to say. Living in this country at the moment is hard. I’m finding it tough to be proud of anything or even see the funny side. It’s all beyond a joke.

However, it feels wrong to not record it. It’s as though I’m cancelling my own disgust. I’m so woke that I can’t even bear to think about these things, let alone write them down.

Oliver Dowden is right. (It’s not often you hear that)

Obviously, it’s wrong that it’s only the conservatives that need to have courage to defend their values. We all need to have that courage.

So, here goes.

1. We need a Prime Minister that isn’t a joke

2. MPs receiving death threats is a big deal

3. Met Police Commissioners shouldn’t bring their politics into the job 

4. Sending criminals a questionnaire for their lawyer to complete is a slippery slope.

5. Being so dependent on Russian money to the point we can’t stop a war is bad.

6. Liz Truss is an idiot and also our best weapon. Who knew the treat of her going on another sightseeing trip in a Kossak hat would be enough to stop a war?

7. Boris Johnson has a very annoying tell. He will never win poker games with that smirk.

8. The BBC is great. Especially the Archers but not Kate. Cancel Kate. 

9. Accepting a settlement isn’t giving up

10. Accepting a settlement doesn’t mean you were in it for the money.

11. Settling doesn’t mean you think you are guilty (just that you might not win)

12. Virginia Guiffre is a very brave woman who has secured a large amount of money for victims of sex trafficking from someone who benefitted from that trade (even if he still can’t see it was wrong).

13. Prince Andrew was never going to prison.

14. Prince Andrew can never clear his name. There will always be doubt.

15. The Queen needs separate bank accounts to prove that  money she uses to bail out her kids isn’t provided by the taxpayer.

16. This attempt to put the Royal house in order before the Queen dies is just that.

17. Putting your dick in an unwilling 17 year old is worse than telling a Saudi businessman he might get to see a Prince to get him to give you money to help poor people.

18. Nicholas Witchel is smarmy and should retire. 

19. Oliver Dowden is the Shrodinger’s cat of truth. Every time. And nostrum means a scheme to make things better. How very dare the left want to make things better?

20. Now, that’s off my chest I can go back to thinking about the blue tit that has taken up residence into the box in my garden or my sister’s new dog.

Here is Alan in love with my hat. Gosh, I miss having a dog.