Yesterday was freedom day. A vey hot day, where climate change is evident for anyone who cares to look at the wibbly wobbly nature of the jet stream and it was a day where I found myself thinking, “No one would believe this if you wrote it in a novel.”
We had the news that Katie Hopkins was to be deported back from Australia for breaking quarantine rules. Are Australia finally deporting the real criminals back to us?
I saw an old woman in the High street wearing a coat and gloves. It was 32 degrees and most people were wishing they didn’t have to wear their flimsy cotton dress.
Boris gave a press conference on zoom from his toilet at Chequers because on freedom day very many people are self isolating and have less freedom than they had, even on lockdown.
The press are still trying to work out if he broke the law by going there.
Penfold described his shed parties (Please can someone check JVTs shed?) and also said that the best way not to get Covid was to stand in a meadow, which, ironically, is just what I wanted to do and wasn’t allowed to when we had to self isolate.
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| Sounds like my ideal life |
The freedom day press conference sounded more like a list of things you couldn’t do, now that you are free.
Boris confirmed that at the moment people can go to clubs without showing any negative test or vaccine status. At the moment they can go maskless and not give their details but in September they won’t be allowed in unless they have had two vaccines.
There was a rally outside Westminster where people protested lockdown. Maybe no one told them it was freedom day. People have been slow to catch on with the new developments and many people are still washing and quarantining their shopping.
Police attended in full riot gear including Kevlar stab vests in 32 degree heat.
Apparently it’s all a conspiracy and is against the Nuremberg Code and it’s all Bill Gates’ fault.
GB news interviewed people in a park and asked them if they could feel the “hand of the new world order/Illuminati upon us”
Dominic Cummings gave an interview to Laura Kuenssberg of the BBC claiming that Boris said Covid extends life because the average age of death from the virus was higher than the general average age of death. He said that it’s a mess.
The met office issued its first ever severe weather warning for heat in the uk.
Prince Harry is writing his memoirs.
Andrew Lloyd Webber has had to cancel his new musical Cinderella because one cast member has tested positive and so they all have to self isolate, despite all testing negative. School leaders pretend not to act surprised.
Jeff Bezos is about to go into space in a penis shaped rocket.
Patrick Vallance corrected his statement from the press conference where he had said that they expect over 1000 a day to be admitted to hospital and that 60% of those have been double vaccinated. He said that he should have said that 60% are from unvaccinated people. (I’m not greatly encouraged by that - vaccination still leaves 40% very vulnerable but let’s not dwell)
The weather is set to get hotter until the weekend when a closed loop of the jet stream could hit us, which is what happened in Germany during last week’s floods.
People have stopped calling it a pandemic and have started calling it a pingdemic.
If I didn’t know better I’d say this all sounds biblical, so I’m off to build an ark and stand in a meadow. Please don’t join me.
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