New Year Resolutions

I resolve to be as grumpy as I was last year.

I resolve to eat too much.

I resolve to not exercise enough

I resolve to let my allotment fill with weeds.

I resolve to let clutter built up in my house.

I resolve to annoy the Long Suffering Husband all year.

I resolve to nag my children.

I resolve to leave all my work until the last minute.

I resolve to moan about practising the piano.

I resolve to make cakes that no one really wants to eat.

Ten resolutions are enough for anyone.  I wouldn't want to overdo it.