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Explaining to one of the year 6 flute players why she had to learn to play Lord of the Dance by tomorrow I said, "It's because the Bishop is coming.  I don't know why but the thought of the Bishop being there scares me and I'm not sure I'll be able to play the piano.

She said, "I'm not surprised.  Anyone with the first name The is scary!"

We tried a few.

The Queen

The Pope

The President

The Boogeyman

Yes, we agreed having the first name 'The' makes you scary.

"The music teacher?", I suggested.

"Oh, Mrs All Trades! You made me laugh so much I just wet my knickers a little bit!"