For Valentines Day

If Robert Downey Jr or Colin Firth turned up on the doorstep and said, "I'm here.  Sorry it's taken me so long but I've finally come to my senses and realised you are the one."  I would have to say, "Sorry, you are too late. I'm a married woman."  They would be disappointed, I know, but they'd get used to it.



That's love isn't it?