Thursday 29 February 2024

I propose

 Leap year: As a woman I can propose today.



Don't get to excited. For the other 365 days it takes a man. I could whisper suggestions but unless they are repeated by a man they won't get listened to. It's the law. Don't feel too sorry for me because I'm quite good at the whispering but today I can legally propose, so here goes.

I propose that any extra days are better in the future. If we have to have an extra day in the year then it should be a day free of troubles or conflict. Ideally, the 366th day every 4 years will be a non-day. A day similar to one of the 12 days of cheesemas. A day where you can lie in bed, read books, go for a long walk with the dog.

That is my leap year proposal.

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