There are more things I don’t understand today.
It doesn’t matter how toys you give a puppy, they always go back to the shoes.
“Ooh, look,” they say, “look at those things moving around. I really must chase them and when they stop I will steal them and kill them for you.”
It’s the same with politicians and penises. No matter how hard anyone works to remove the dicks from power it’s the thing they obsess over. Labour politicians are bad at the moment because they refuse to say that a woman is someone without a penis. You would think that this wouldn’t be controversial but we are living in changing times, where rights for people who don’t identify as the sex they were born in are trying to get some rights. Whatever they say would be wrong, according to some. Rights for transgendered people will, eventually, be good for everyone, if only they could stop obsessing over willies. In a world where the todger is king, it’s very hard for these men of power to think about anything else. It’s just like dogs and shoes.
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