Moronic is an anagram of omicron.
You might have seen the video of people on the tube, singing, “Wearing a mask is like keeping a fart in your trousers.” It’s like a Stephen Sondheim tribute/Shaun of the Dead mash up.
This kind of behaviour, however, isn’t a symptom of the Omicron variant, despite being moronic and pointless. However, expect to see more of it. When messages are mixed and confusing you can’t expect people not to be scared and angry.
The good news is that this new variant only spreads in shops and in public transport and not at school nativity plays or KFCs.
Seriously, though, the good news seems to be that symptoms of this new variant don’t include a cough or loss of smell and just seem to make people tired.
The bad news is that we may have to suspend our moronic tendencies for a while until we find out if it gets round the vaccine and kills old people.
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