You know you are having a bad day when....

• You get lost driving your daughter to work
• You go to the supermarket and get to the checkout with a full trolley before you realise you've forgotten your purse.
• The front door slams and leaves you having to climb through a window after you put the bins out.
• You burn the pie base for the rhubarb pie.
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• The dog finds a big bone and won't come back when you are out walking
• You've lost your voice AGAIN
• The speech therapist doesn't ring you back (possibly because they can't hear your message)
• The window cleaner calls for his money when you are in the bath (again)
• Your Candy Crush addiction stops you doing anything meaningful all day
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• You find out that the people who print the Tshirts for your orchestra had a fire and your screenprint was destroyed
• You can't reach the piano pedals.
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• The International callers trying to sell you a 'it's just a survey' say, "I'm sorry madam but I can't understand you!
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  A motivational website says that when you are having a bad day you should not to try to turn it round but to escape, give up and hope that tomorrow is better.  Is it too early to go to bed at 4pm?