The showers in the public swimming pool are not private. You can not behave in them as you would at home.
It is not acceptable to put your hand down your swimming shorts to vigorously rub shampoo into your pubic hair. You do not need to pull the elasticated waistband of your shorts out so that you can look and check that your willy is still there (it probably is and although I know all men need to check this on a regular basis I have never heard of one suddenly disappearing, so you can probably relax about that). You do not need to adjust your testicles with one hand while washing your hair (and sometimes it is hair - singular) with the other.
I understand that you won't feel properly clean until you have done all of these things but you could have a 'proper' shower when you get home.
In the words of Forest Gump, "And that's all I have to say about that!"
A fellow swimmer.
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