Here are some things I can't do:
1. I can't be in two places at the same time.
2. I can't swim a length underwater
3. I can't play the guitar (despite trying as the ends of my fingers are too flat)
4. I can't take meetings seriously
5. I can't stop reading a book once it had got interesting (The Island made me get up late today)
6. I can't make my fingernails grow long and straight and beautiful
7. I can't make the dog come back if he's chasing a cat.
8. I can't make my pupils practice
9 I can't carry my children any more (they are too big)
10. I can't learn all the words to the songs in time for the Barnardos concert next week - especially the rapping bit!!!!!!
I'm sure there are loads more but I can't write them down now because I'm going to Lincoln for the last (yipee) university visit.
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