Julia of all Trades Master of None

There are lots of things I don’t understand. I don’t really understand leap years or the Coronavirus. Like most people, I pretend I do but...

I love apples. I think that’s the thing that makes me British. It’s our National fruit, or should be. My parents bought me an apple tree for...

Half term holidays are great aren’t they? That bonus week, where you can rest, relax and recouperate. Teachers have coffee with friends, sta...

Britain didn’t used to name storms. That was just something those stupid Americans did to make hurricanes seem less scary. Now that we’ve to...

I have a fear that as I get older I will become racist without realising it. I hear so many people my age huff and say, “You can’t say any...

Local newspapers are udderly brilliant. I’m not just saying that because my daughter works for one and the steaks are high. I genuinely thin...

Beware of any film that subtitles itself as the ‘feel-good movie of the year.’ If you are sad in any way before you go into the theatre then...